A scene from The Dark Knight 2008
Joker

[The Joker interrupts the meeting of mob bosses] [fake laughter done in a deadpan voice]

Ha ha ha ha, hahaha, ha, ha, ha, oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee hee, hee ha, ahaha. [returns to normal voice] I thought my jokes were bad.

Gambol

Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.

Joker

How 'bout a magic trick? [he slams a pencil into the table, point first] I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.

Joker

[Gambol's henchman tries to attack him; in one swift motion the Joker then slams the man's head into the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket; the man falls over dead]

Ta-daa! [looks at where the pencil was with mock surprise] It's...it's gone! Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You ought to know, you bought it.

Gambol

That's it. [rises from his chair]

The Chechen

I want to hear, proposition.

Joker

Let's wind the clock back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did-did your balls drop off, hm? You see, a guy like me...

Gambol

A freak.

Joker

[The men in the room laugh]

...A guy like me...look, listen, I know why you choose to have your little [clears throat] "group therapy sessions" in broad daylight, I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent...he's just the beginning, and as–as for th-the television's so-called "plan", Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know squealers when I see them, and...[points at the televised Lau]

The Chechen

What do you propose?

Joker

It's simple. We, uh...kill the Batman.

Sal Maroni

[Men in the room laugh again]

If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

Joker

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

The Chechen

So, how much you want?

Joker

[brief pause]

Half.

Gambol

[Once again, the men in the room laugh] [whispers]

You're crazy.

Joker

[quickly glancing up, defensively]

I'm not. No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, uh, little–Gambol?–here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.

Gambol

[slams the table, and angrily rises from his seat]

Enough from the clown!

Joker

Ah-ah. [rises from his seat as well, revealing grenades and explosives under his suit jacket with a string attached to his thumb] Let's not blow this out of proportion.

Gambol

You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!

Joker

[matter-of-factly]

Yeah.

Gambol

I'm putting the word out: five hundred grand for this clown dead, and a million alive–so I can teach him some manners first.

Joker

Ah, uh...all right. So listen, why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here is...my...card. [pulls out a Joker playing card and shows it to everyone] Mm-hm.
[Waves his thumb as he retreats from the room]

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