Charlie Okay, this is it. Time to give them a summer they'll never forget.
Phil [The bus crashes into the cabin]
They won't forget that.
Daddy Day Camp quotes
Charlie Phil 
Lance [berating Bobby J]
You call that Canola? That was embarrassing. What're you, a moron?
Bobby J
Moron? You're the moron. [kicks his dad in the shin, and Lance falls into the wall's supports, making the wall collapse; condescendingly] Wall comin' down. [the wall lands on Canola's trophies and smashes them to bits; angrily] That's for telling everyone you're not my dad!
Phil I've got to drop the kids off at the school.
Juliette
We have a book?
Phil Uh, new.