[just before leaving curator's office, he notices a painting]
Who painted this?
Curator Pablo Picasso.
I'm a drinkin' man myself, but I've never been *that* wasted.
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles quotes
Curator 
Miss Mathis Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.
Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis [amazed]
Oh!
Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
Sue Charleton So did he behave?
Oh, yeah he was no trouble.
Sue Charleton Not you. I was talking to Mikey!
The Wendy's Girl
Welcome to Wendy's. How may I help you?
Good evening, Wendy!
Do people like rats here?
Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.