Creepshow (1982) quotes, page 2

42 total quotes

Billy – Joe Hill
Father's Day
Jordy Verrill – Stephen King
Nathan Grantham – Jon Lormer
Nathan Grantham's corpse

Something to Tide You Over
Stan – Tom Atkins
The Crate
The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill
They're Creeping Up on You!
Upson Pratt – E.G. Marshall

View Quote Bedelia! I'm your father, and you're supposed to be taking care of me!!

View Quote Bedelia! It's Father's Day! Where's my cake? You promised me my cake!!

View Quote Bedelia! YOU BITCH!! What do you think I got you here for?! You're just like all the others! You're nothing but a bunch of vultures!

View Quote Hear that, kiddies? Rain tonight, heh-heh! I guess that old Verrill luck is in again, eh? You can decide for yourself if Jordy finally had a bit of good luck when he managed to pull that trigger! But don't think too long, kiddies... our next yell yarn awaits...

View Quote Heh-heh! Hello again, kiddies! My last story was so grueling, I thought I'd take a vacation... a little trip to the seashore! Of course, this reminds me of yet another awful anecdote... but the tide's coming in so I'd better get started! I call this one...

View Quote Heh-heh! Hello again, kiddies... my last story was so grim it even frightened me! So I decided to head for the hills... you know, the other side of the mountain whereas the grass is always greener... heh-heh... which brings to mind another tale...

View Quote Heh-heh! Looks like Richard got himself in over his head, eh, kiddies? No? Well, it'll be over his head soon enough, heh-heh! And listen to him laugh! It's enough to drive you crazy! Of course, I've been crazy for years, so it doesn't really bother me... Ready for some more putrid prose, kiddies? Hee-hee...

View Quote Heh-heh! Welcome, kiddies! I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a bit edgy! Maybe I'm still feeling the effects of our last story... or maybe it's just because I haven't been out in a long time! That's it! I've got that boxed-in feeling, heh-heh! Which reminds me of another tale in my lurid lexicon! A little fear fable called...

View Quote Heh-heh! Well, I guess Wilma got what was coming to her, eh, kiddies? But, such manners! Not so much as a thank you... the only word to describe Wilma now is... are you ready, kiddies... incrate!! Heh-heh!

View Quote Heh-heh! Well, kiddies, it seems you've caught me moonlighting! Let me tell you, this job is enough to drive ya bugs! The li'l suckers hide everywhere! Take it from me, kiddies, you've gotta stay alert, because...

View Quote Heh-heh!! Greetings, kiddies, and welcome to the first issue of Creepshow, the magazine that dares to answer the question, "Who goes there?"

View Quote I WANT MY CAKE!

View Quote I wonder how much they'd pay for it up the college?

View Quote It's Father's Day, and I got my cake. Happy Father's Day!!

View Quote Jordy Verrill's Banker: $200 for a broken meteor?!! Mr. Verrill, you must be joking! I wouldn't give you two cents!!