A character in Coyote Ugly (2000)

Lil quotes from Coyote Ugly (2000)

Maria Bello

3rd most-quoted character in Coyote Ugly (2000): in 3 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Violet (2)

Scenes with Lil

3 scenes
Lil

That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her.

She just cut some guy's ponytail off.

Lil

Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbing her ass. He pressed charges, I gave her a raise. Cheers!

Cammie

I'm Cammie, the Russian tease.

Violet, the Jersey nun.

Cammie

We all play our little parts. That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. Only Rachel really is a bitch, and I really am a tease.

Lil

Cammie, you can only be a tease if you stop sleepin' around, babe.

Cammie

Yeah, I keep forgetting that part!

Girl

Can I ask you something?

Lil

What?

Girl

What does Coyote Ugly mean?

Lil

Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is lying on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.

Girl

My God. Well, why would you name your bar after something like that?

Lil

Oh, 'cause Cheers was taken.

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