Landlord: [brusque] Okay, now what the **** do you want?
Prince Akeem: We desire a room.
Landlord: [angered] Look, you better not be wasting my time. You got money? [Semmi holds up a large clip of money; landlord becomes cheerful] Come on in, gentlemen.
[Bystanders steal royal luggage after Akeem and Semmi enter]
Landlord: Excuse me, if I was brusque, but sometimes we get booboos in here without a dollar to their name. You boys obviously came in on another boat.
Prince Akeem: We seek meager accommodations.
Landlord: Excuse me?
Prince Akeem: We require a room that is very poor. [Man tumbles down stairwell]
Landlord: Hey Stu, your rent is due, mother****er! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me y'hear, are you conscious!?
[Landlord takes Semmi and Akeem to third floor]
Landlord: All right, there is only one bathroom on this floor, so you will have to share it. [Gives brief tour of bathroom, which is festering with bugs] Got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that. Also, whatever you do, do not use the elevator; it is a death trap. [Approaches a door with police caution tape; landlord removes tape and opens door] This room is facing the wall; used to rent it to a blind man. [Semmi looks in disgust as a rat travels around the floor with chalk marks of a man and a dog] Damn shame what they did to that dog.
Prince Akeem: We will take the room!
Prince Akeem: We desire a room.
Landlord: [angered] Look, you better not be wasting my time. You got money? [Semmi holds up a large clip of money; landlord becomes cheerful] Come on in, gentlemen.
[Bystanders steal royal luggage after Akeem and Semmi enter]
Landlord: Excuse me, if I was brusque, but sometimes we get booboos in here without a dollar to their name. You boys obviously came in on another boat.
Prince Akeem: We seek meager accommodations.
Landlord: Excuse me?
Prince Akeem: We require a room that is very poor. [Man tumbles down stairwell]
Landlord: Hey Stu, your rent is due, mother****er! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me y'hear, are you conscious!?
[Landlord takes Semmi and Akeem to third floor]
Landlord: All right, there is only one bathroom on this floor, so you will have to share it. [Gives brief tour of bathroom, which is festering with bugs] Got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that. Also, whatever you do, do not use the elevator; it is a death trap. [Approaches a door with police caution tape; landlord removes tape and opens door] This room is facing the wall; used to rent it to a blind man. [Semmi looks in disgust as a rat travels around the floor with chalk marks of a man and a dog] Damn shame what they did to that dog.
Prince Akeem: We will take the room!
Landlord : [brusque] Okay, now what the **** do you want?
Prince Akeem : We desire a room.
Landlord : [angered] Look, you better not be wasting my time. You got money? [Semmi holds up a large clip of money; landlord becomes cheerful] Come on in, gentlemen.
[Bystanders steal royal luggage after Akeem and Semmi enter]
Landlord : Excuse me, if I was brusque, but sometimes we get booboos in here without a dollar to their name. You boys obviously came in on another boat.
Prince Akeem : We seek meager accommodations.
Landlord : Excuse me?
Prince Akeem : We require a room that is very poor. [Man tumbles down stairwell]
Landlord : Hey Stu, your rent is due, mother****er! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me y'hear, are you conscious!?
[Landlord takes Semmi and Akeem to third floor]
Landlord : All right, there is only one bathroom on this floor, so you will have to share it. [Gives brief tour of bathroom, which is festering with bugs] Got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that. Also, whatever you do, do not use the elevator; it is a death trap. [Approaches a door with police caution tape; landlord removes tape and opens door] This room is facing the wall; used to rent it to a blind man. [Semmi looks in disgust as a rat travels around the floor with chalk marks of a man and a dog] Damn shame what they did to that dog.
Prince Akeem : We will take the room!
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