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[Christopher and Pooh are at the Hundred Acre Wood, looking for Pooh's friends. Christopher Robin gave Pooh a compass from his service in WWII, staying in one direction, until Christopher notices the "Heffalumps and Woozles" sign they just passed.]
Christopher: Isn't this the same sign? Pooh, are you sure we're still heading north?
Pooh: Let me look. [Looks at the compass]
Christopher: You haven't been looking?
Pooh: Not since I started following these footsteps.
Christopher: [drops his briefcase in frustration] Pooh, they're our footsteps! Oh, we've just been going around in a great, big circle! What's the matter with you? All you had to do was follow the compass!
Pooh: But it led us to the Heffalumps and the Woozles.
Christopher: There are no Heffalumps and Woozles, do you hear?! Oh, I should never have trusted you with it!
Pooh: [disappointed] Sorry. I'll put it back in the holder of important… [trips on Christopher's briefcase accidentally opening it] …things.
[the papers start to fly out of the briefcase from the wind]
Christopher: Oh, my papers! They're irreplaceable! I shall never remember all of this! [angry] Oh, Pooh, you're right. You are a bear of very little brain! Do you know what will happen if I lose one single sheet of this? Winslow will eat me for breakfast!
Pooh: A Woozle will eat you for breakfast?
Christopher: [Annoyed] Yes! A great big Woozle will gobble me up!
Pooh: Well, that doesn't sound like fun.
Christopher: And that's the real world for you! Oh, Pooh, there's more to life than just balloons and honey.
Pooh: Are you sure?
Christopher: Silly bear. I don't know why you came back. I'm not a child anymore. I'm an adult with adult responsibilities.
Pooh: But you're Christopher Robin.
Christopher: No. I'm not how you remember me. [begins to walk away]
Pooh: [sad] Sorry. You're right. You should let me go... for a fish in the sea.
Christopher: [Confused] "A fish in the sea"? No, "Efficiency"! [turns around to face Pooh, but finds him gone] Pooh? Pooh? Winnie the Pooh? [hears a loud noise] I haven't got time for this. POOH! Pooh, where are you? Oh, where have you gone? Silly bear, didn't mean to frighten you. Pooh? Tigger? Eeyore? Anyone? [the sound gets louder and closer, causing Christopher to panic] There's no such thing as Heffalumps and Woozles! Ooh, not real, not real, not real! [Begins running until he falls in a hole and notices a sign that says, 'Gotcha'] OH, NO! NO, I'M NOT A HEFFALUMP! THEY'RE UP THERE AND I'M DOWN HERE! POOH! SOMEBODY, HELP!!! [now it starts to rain] Oh, perfect! [tries to get up but is knocked unconscious by a rock that fell from above]
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