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Darnell: [as Arnie drives a smoking Christine into the garage] Stall Twenty! Stall Twenty! Get it over there and shut it off, before we all choke to death! [To Dennis] Kiddo, you sold him that piece of shit? You oughta be ****in' ashamed of yourself.
Dennis: I didn't sell it to him. I tried to talk him out of it.
Darnell: You shoulda' tried harder. I knew a guy had a car like that once. ****in' bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, you could've poured boiling water down his throat and he would've pissed ice cubes! [to Arnie] Okay. That's the last time you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose... I catch you doing it one time, and you're out, you understand? HUH?
Arnie: Yes, sir.
Darnell: And I'm gonna tell you somethin' else right now. I don't take any shit from you kids. This place is for working stiffs gotta keep their cars running so they can keep bread on the table, it's not for rich-assed, snot-nose kids who wanna go dragging around on the Orange Belt. I don't allow no smoking in here, neither! You wanna' butt, you go out in the junkyard!
Arnie: Oh, well I don't sm-
Darnell: [interrupting] Don't interrupt me, punk! Don't interrupt me, don't get smart!
Dennis: Uh, sir?
Darnell: What?
Dennis: [points at Darnell's own men who are smoking at a card table] Those men over there smoking. You better tell then to stop.
Darnell: You trying to help your buddy right out of here, jerk?
Dennis: Nah.
Darnell: Then shut your pie-hole. I know a creep when I see one. [Turns back to Arnie] I think I'm looking at one right now. You're on probation... you get it? You screw around with me once, I don't care how much money you paid up in front, I'll throw you out on your ass! Now you got it? HUH?
Arnie: Yessir, yessir.
Darnell: Good! Now, get the hell outta here, we're closed.

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