Frank I know it's not your fault, Lillie, but things would have been a whole lot easier if you'd taken my advice and had all boys.
Lillian I'm sorry, dear. I'll try to be more careful with the next dozen.
All those kids yours, mister. Or is this a picnic?
Frank They're all mine and believe me, it's no picnic!
Hey, Noah. What are you doing with that Ark?
Frank Collecting animals like the good Lord told me brother. All we need now is a jackass. Hop in!
All those kids yours?
Frank Oh, these aren't so many. You ought to see the ones we left behind.
How you ever feed them?
Frank Oh, they come cheaper by the dozen.
Frank No person with inner dignity is ever embarrassed.
Frank Darling, you know I am happy with our little brood, but you should have had more boys!
Lillian I'm sorry, dear. I'll try to be more careful with the next dozen.