The Cat Returns 2002 quotes

Muta

I respect a woman who stands up for herself. Even if she does like to stick her nose in other people's business. So, I, Renaldo Moon, will defend her.

Renaldo?!

Renaldo Moon?

The Renaldo Moon?

Natori(Vizier)

So, THAT'S who he is!

Who?

Natori(Vizier)

Your Majesty, how could you have forgotten?! He's such a notorious criminal; his story is written on our walls! Years back, an enormous white cat appeared out of nowhere, devoured all the fish in the lake, and then ran off. He called himself Renaldo Moon.

Years back?!

I don't believe it.

What a monster!

Did you really do that, Muta? That's disgusting.

Muta

And this time, I'll eat the entire CASTLE!

Natori(Vizier)

Oh, no. You hit one of ours.

I did?

Natori(Vizier)

Good heavens, Your Majesty! How could you?

Let's keep that between us.

Leaving so soon Muta? That's a pity, we were just about to have some Angel Fruit cake out from the cupboard.

Muta

Where in the Cupboard?

Hey, mom? Do you think cats can talk?

Sure, why not?

Natori(Vizier)

How can you not remember it your majesty? Even our legends tell of a large white cat devouring all of the fish in our lake.

Muta, you didn't really do that, did you? That's disgusting.

Natori(Vizier)

Your Majesty! You hit one of our own men, how could you!

Lets keep that between you and me.

Natoru(Cat messenger)

What?! But all the cats in the kingdom agreed the gifts were just lovely!

Don't you cats know anything? I hate mice, I don't eat them! I'm allergic to cat-tails, and catnip does nothing for me!

I'll change you back if you marry me.

I have just had enough of you! Nobody decides who I am, but me, and there's no way on earth I will EVER marry you!!

Was that a no?

Better skip the tea.

Just for the record, I admire a woman who speaks from the heart.

Muta

That's enough, Baron! Turn it off. No one's impressed with your cheesy light show, okay?

Muta

Alright, alright. I'll watch the little baby.

Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.

Muta

From now on... you're not allowed to make anymore... [starts falling] fat jokes!

I am Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, and I have come for Haru.