Hey, Al, where are we?

Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.

[chuckles]

You pilots, you're funny.

Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. Position Jenna at 1526...

Hey, is all this turbulence from Santa and those eight tiny reindeer?

...expecting Tamara at 1620. Erick is next. Fuel: 95.5.

Blaine, tell them we're deviating south for weather. Make another position plot on your deviation left.

Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. Position Jenna at 1526. Flight level 350...

I've got us plotted. We're 200 miles south of the original course.

Continue plotting, and check contingency procedures.

Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. Broadcasting in the blind. How do you read? [no answer] I've never been out of comm this long.

Did you try the higher HF frequency?

Tahiti Control, FedEx 88. Broadcasting in the blind. How do you read?

[to Chuck]

Better buckle up, Chuck. It's gonna get bumpy.