Casper quotes from Casper (1995)

View Quote Hi! I'm Casper!

View Quote There's a girl...on my bed...Yes!

View Quote [to Kat] Can I keep you?

View Quote Well, can he do this? [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger] Come with me if you want to live.

View Quote [dances with Kat in his moment of being alive] I told you I was a good dancer.

View Quote If you scream, you'll wake my uncles, who get angry.

View Quote [After he changes back into a ghost in front of Kat's classmates] Uh.. [Chuckles sheepishly] ...boo?

View Quote [The sun falls slowly toward the horizon, turning the heavens dark orange and casting strange shadows on the ground. High into the dusk rises Whipstaff Manor. A tall, eerie-looking mansion, Whipstaff stands at the sharp edge of a sharp cliff face overlooking the churning sea]
[A pair of twin boys skid their bicycles to a stop in front of the mansion]
Nicky: Ready?
Andreas: You go first.
Nicky: Why should I go first?
Andreas: You want everyone at school to think we're chicken? C'mon. [Nicky follows him under the fence]
[They push open the creaky front door. Nicky turns on his flashlight and the beam of light scans the entryway. The boys are amazed at just how big––and weird––the house is]
Andreas: You see, there's nothing here.
Nicky: Let's just take the picture and get out of here.
Andreas: Well, fine, take the picture.
Nicky: Hey, wait! I wanna be in the picture too, or no one believes I was here. [He pouts]
Andreas: Just shut up and take the picture! [Feeling left out, he suddenly wants to leave]
Nicky: No, you take it.
Andreas: No, you!!!
[Out of nowhere comes a voice]
Casper: Guys, guys, don't fight. I'll take the picture. [But before the boys can move, the camera slips out of Nicky's hand and floats] Say cheese!
[As the flash goes off, it suddenly dawns on the boys]
Boys: A GHOST!!!!!!!!! Let's go!

View Quote Kat: What's it like to die?
Casper: Like being born, but backwards.

View Quote Kat: Casper, I have a date!
Casper: Aw, come on, what does this Vic have that I don't?
Kat: A pulse.
Casper: Big, fleshy deal.
Kat: A tan.
Casper: Very bad for your skin.
Kat: How about a reflection?

View Quote Casper: Hey, that's my treasure!
Dibs: Stay back! Keep away from me.
Kat: Casper!
Dibs: Don't come near me, you spiteful spook, or I'll knock you into the next world.
Kat: Come on. Let's go.
Carrigan: Ta-da! Hey, "poppin' fresh," it's my turn in the oven! DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you blasted little worm, you!
Dibs: Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's always kick 'em when they're down. And baby, you're six feet under! Oh, what a shame! [grabs the vial] Sorry, sweetheart. We're through.
Carrigan: [gasps] I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!
Dibs: [chuckles] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog called Carrigan... a bitch, just like you! I got the power! I got the treasure!
Carrigan: And you have a flight to catch!
Dibs: Huh?
[Carrigan flings him out the window]
Carrigan: [turns to Kat and Casper, calmly] Any other takers?
Casper: No. But aren't you forgetting something?
Carrigan: What?
Casper: Your unfinished business.
Carrigan: My what?
Kat: You know, unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.
Carrigan: Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business! I have my treasure, my mansion. I have everything. I'm just perfect! [laughs maniacally until a flash of light pierces through her as a sign that she is crossing over] Wait! Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business! Lots of unfinished business! [as more flashes of light appear] I'm not ready to cross over yet! WAIT! YOU TRICKED ME, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BRATS! NOOOOOOOOO!!! [disappears]

View Quote [Last lines]
( clock chiming )
James: Wait. Where are you going?
Amelia: I can watch over both of you until we're together again. Good-bye, James.
James: Good-bye, Amelia.
Kat: Casper?
[all gasps]
Casper: [laughs nervously] Boo?
[The partygoers flee from the house upon seeing Casper]
Kat: Not bad for my first party, huh?
Casper: Couldn't have been better.
Dr. Harvey: It ain't over yet. Boys!
[The Ghostly Trio perform the Little Richard Style of Casper's theme song]