Arthur
We must arrange for your knighthood.
Lancelot
No, sire! Invest me because of deeds, not words! Give me an order!
Arthur
Now?
Lancelot
This moment! Is there some wrong I can right, some peril I can face, some quest I can undertake?
Arthur
Well... actually... there's not much going on today. The Queen and some of her court have gone a-maying.
Lancelot
Gone... a-maying?
Arthur
Well, it's a sort of... um... picnic? They pick flowers and chase young...
Lancelot
Picnic?
Arthur
It's a custom we have here. This is England, you know. And this is the season for gathering flowers.
Lancelot
Knights? Gathering FLOWERS?
Arthur
Well, SOMEONE has to do it!
