Motormouth I often thought of becoming a golf club. Danny Did you take the Cooter Preference Test when you were a senior in high school? Ty Yes, I took it. They said I should be a fire-watcher. What are you supposed to be? Danny An underachiever. Danny I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. Ty What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards. Danny I notice you don't spend too much time there. Ty I'm not quite sure where they are.