Chip Douglas quotes
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I learned the facts of life by watching The Facts of Life!
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You know, the problem with real life is there's no danger music! [begins humming]
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I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
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Time to take a ride on the information superhighway.
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Yeah, I was taking a shower and I heard the phone ring. Has that ever happened to you? Call me back later, we'll talk about it.
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You can watch the Louvre on one channel or watch female mud-wrestling on another! You can do your shopping at home or play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam!
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He's projecting all of his anger onto me. Maybe I should go.
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Doth thou have a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight, and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew that doth might brow for doth!
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Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you NEED something. Is that how you treat people?
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(during Steven's nightmare)I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!