Cabaret (1972) quotes

16 total quotes

Brian Roberts – Michael York
Fritz Wendel – Fritz Wepper
Master of Ceremonies – Joel Grey
Sally Bowles – Liza Minnelli

View Quote Brian: How's the, uh, gigolo campaign going?
Fritz: Terrible. This week, already I'm giving up three dinner invitations to spend thirty-two marks on her.
Brian: That's quite a sacrifice.
Fritz: And here's the craziness: I like it. Goddamn it!
Brian: What?
Fritz: I think I'm falling in love with her.
Brian: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Fritz: So am I.

View Quote Brian: Screw Maximilian!
Sally: I do.
Brian: So do I.
Sally: You two bastards!
Brian: Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?

View Quote Brian: You did it, didn't you?
Sally: Did what, darling?
Brian: The abortion. In God's name, why?
Sally: One of my whims?

View Quote Brian: You're American.
Sally: Oh God, how depressing! You're meant to think I'm an international woman of mystery. I'm working on it like mad.

View Quote Natalia: I am sorry to bother you, but I could not tell no one else. I do not know no other woman who gives her body so frequently... Oh! I am sorry, my English. Have I offended you?
Sally: Oh, no, not at all.
Natalia: You are a woman of many sexual experiences, I think.
Sally: I'll say, darling. Ever since I was so high, men have found me irresistible.

View Quote Sally: I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing, working at a place like the Kit Kat Club.
Brian: Well, it is a rather unusual place.
Sally: That's me, darling. Unusual places, unusual love affairs. I am a most strange and extraordinary person.

View Quote [Sally and Brian are in bed together.]
Sally: Obviously, those three girls were-
Sally and Brian together: -just the wrong three girls!

View Quote [repeated line] Divine decadence darling.

View Quote [singing] Life is a cabaret, ol' chum, so come to the Cabaret.

View Quote [singing] Money makes the world go around.

View Quote [to Sally Bowles] Doesn't my body drive you wild with desire?

View Quote And now presenting the cabaret girls! Heidi, Christine, Mouzy, Helga, Betty, und Inge. Each and every one a virgin. You don't believe me? Well, do not take my word for it! Go ahead, ask Helga! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Outside, it is winter. But here, it is so hot. Every night we have the battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away. Who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!

View Quote Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!

View Quote Do you know what she has done to me? It's terrible! She has turned me into an honest man.

View Quote I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.