Ernest Hemingway once said "Every true story ends in death." Well, this is a true story.
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Brian Piccolo I said thank you.
Gale Sayers I know.
Brian Piccolo Well, usually when someone says thank you you're supposed to say you're welcome or How's Your mother?
Gale Sayers How's your mother? ?
Assistant coach Piccolo, you bone-headed spaghetti eater, that was Fake Draw Screen Right. What the hell do you do on Fake Draw Screen Right?
Brian Piccolo Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he's comin, 'less of course it's Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher.
Brian Piccolo I think I know what's wrong with me.
Gale Sayers Yeah, what's that?
Brian Piccolo I'm pregnant.
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