Are you in the habit of riding off in the rain with strangers?
It was the best way to make you leave.
Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
'O it wouldn't do you much good. I can't read.
Can you not?
No.
Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it?
You're going to teach me to read, then?
Aye, if you like.
Aye.
In what language?
Are you showing off now?
That's right. Are you impressed yet?
No. Why, should I be?
Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed.
My kilt may fly up but I'll try.
You certainly didn't learn any manners on your travels.
I'm afraid the Romans have far worse manners than I.
You've been to Rome?
Aye, Uncle Argyle took me on a pilgrimage.
What was it like?
What does that mean?
Beautiful. But I belong here.
