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View Quote Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void] I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!
View Quote Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]
View Quote Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!
View Quote Zombie Mother: No one will ever love you like your mother!
View Quote Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
View Quote Paquita Maria Sanchez: Fernando!! [Looks at Lionel] Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.
View Quote [the Sumatran rat monkey bites Mum, and she crushes it with the heel of her stiletto]
Zoo Keeper: Holy shit!
Mum: Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!
View Quote [about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!
View Quote [After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
View Quote [as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...
View Quote Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
View Quote I kick arse for the Lord!
View Quote I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!
View Quote Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars.
View Quote She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!