Box-Office Bunny 1991 quotes

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Box-Office Bunny quotes

Movie Actor
[The Cinimenium, a massive multiplex theatre, is quickly constructed over Bugs Bunny's hole. Bugs hears explosions from the film "The Battle for Brooklyn" and burrows into the auditorium where the film is being shown.]

It's matter if it's dangerous, huh? I was born in Brooklyn, I dropped out of school in Brooklyn, and now I'm gonna be ready to die for Brooklyn.

Movie actress

Benny, I love you.

Elmer Fudd
[Bugs takes a seat and munches on his carrot]

Ssshhhh!

Bugs Bunny
[Elmer arrives and points his flashlight at Bugs]

Eh, what's up, doc?

Elmer Fudd

Excuse me, but you have to be qwiet ow - Hey, I didn't see you come in. If you haven't got a ticket, I must ask you to weave!

Bugs Bunny

Ask me to leave? What about you? Where's your ticket, Mac?

Elmer Fudd

Me? Uh, I don't have a ticket.

Bugs Bunny

No ticket?

Elmer Fudd

It must be hewe somepwace.

Bugs Bunny
[quickly disguises himself as an officer]

No ticket, eh? Well you've got one now. You know how fast were coming down to that aisle?

Elmer Fudd

No, officew.

Bugs Bunny

REAL fast. And weaving. And you've got one headlight. Why there might've been kids playing in the aisle. You're in some big trouble, that's all I know.

Elmer Fudd

Oh, Mw. officew, siw, pwease give me a bweak. You see, I was just - Hey, you'we dat scwewy wabbit dat snuck in hewe!

Daffy Duck
[Bugs runs out, pursued by Elmer] [outside the back of the theater]

Seven bucks for a movie! The price for an evening of puerile entertainment is preposterous! I could better spend an evening in the library, which is why I always carry this. [reveals a library card, which he uses to open the back door and sneak in. However, Bugs and Elmer run into him which sends all 3 rolling around and ends with Elmer strangling Daffy.]

Elmer Fudd

Sneak into my deater will you, you wascally wabbit!?

Daffy Duck

"Wabbit?" Pardon, mon frere, but this is the rabbit you seek. I'm no rabbit.

Bugs Bunny

Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?

Daffy Duck

Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my- Oh no, uh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now.

Bugs Bunny

But not above sneaking into movie theaters.

Daffy Duck

Yeah, but not above sneak- Are you going to stand around jabbering all day? Catch this guy!

Daffy Duck
[Both begin chasing Bugs]

Attaboy, Robespierre! Capture the scoundrel! Let justice prevail!

Daffy Duck
[They run into another auditorium, but all three accidentally step on chewing gum and get stuck. They begin gum-dancing, whereupon Bugs escapes. Daffy discovers this, but Elmer doesn't notice and continues dancing.] [slaps Elmer]

Knock it off, Baryshnikov. He's getting away.

Elmer Fudd
[Bugs is disguised as a snack bar attendant]

Say, have you seen a wabbit wun by hewe?

Bugs Bunny

No I haven't, Mac, but what can I get ya?

Elmer Fudd

Weww, I am kinda hungwy...

Elmer Fudd
[Daffy face-palms]

How 'bout a wawge popcown.

Elmer Fudd
[Bugs gives Elmer a box of popcorn bigger than Elmer]

And a medium soft dwink.

Bugs Bunny
[Bugs gives Elmer a medium soda, still larger than Elmer]

Would you like genuine, artificial, imitation, butter-flavor on your popcorn?

Daffy Duck

Look, my little gluttonous friend does anything here appear to be out of the ordinary?

Elmer Fudd

They'we aww out of gum dwops?

Daffy Duck

Let me make it easy for you, Sherlock. [pulls Bugs' ears through his hat] THIS IS THE RABBIT!

Elmer Fudd

Hey, you'we wight.

Daffy Duck
[Bugs runs away]

After him!

Bugs Bunny
[Daffy and Elmer chase after Bugs, but Bugs spills butter all over the floor and Daffy and Elmer are slipping on the butter]

Two seats down front.

Daffy Duck
[Daffy and Elmer have been sent flying into a movie]

Hey! We're in pictures!

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
[they watch as a Jason Voorhees look-alike appears and revs his chainsaw; they scream in panic and struggle to leave the movie] [simultaneously]

  Let me out of here!  Wet me out of hewe!
Daffy Duck Wah-ha-ha-ha!

Elmer Fudd

Wet us out of hewe!

Bugs Bunny
[watching from the audience]

It takes a miracle to get into pictures, and now these two jokers wanna get out.

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
[Elmer and Daffy burst through the "That's All Folks!" ending card to escape out of the movie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bugs Bunny

And that's all, folks!