Caddy
Look, I’m just a kid saving for college.
Caddy
Fine! A Jet Ski, I’m saving for a Jet Ski.
The Bounty Hunter quotes
Ah, using your one call to phone in a story. That is so you.
It’s a special night, remember? No way we’re not spending it together. Hey, can we go in the same cell together?
Cop
Get in the cell, dickhead. Let’s go.
Life is about making mistakes.
Right? And death is about wishing you made a whole lot more.
Why--? Why do people do that?
Why do people do what?
Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship. Why can’t people take responsibility for their shit and move on?
Sid
All I know is, is that I’m out 50,000 if she’s not in that courtroom Monday.
Wait, you’re telling me that I’ll get 5 grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail.
Sid
You’re a good listener.