Abe Henry I don't mean to offend you, Bob. But your brother's a ****. Does that offend you?
No, that didn't offend me.
Abe Henry Good.
Dignan
Owen Wilson · 26 quotes
Future Man
Andrew Wilson · 13 quotes
Anthony
Luke Wilson · 8 quotes
Bob
Robert Musgrave · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Dignan & Future Man (8), Anthony & Future Man (6), Dignan & Anthony (4)
Bottle Rocket quotes
Page 1 of 3 Abe Henry Abe Henry She thinks I'm a failure.
What? She said you were a failure? What has she ever accomplished with her life that's so great, man? Nothing.
So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house?
Hey, hey, shh, shh, shh. Come on. Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. Um, you know, I am, I'm fine with that, but... other people.
Which part of Mexico are you from?
Inez Paraguay
You told, you told your friend Bernice I'm some kind of jet pilot?
Grace
What was I supposed to say, they stuck you in an insane asylum?
It wasn't an insane asylum, Grace. I explained to you back then that it was for exhaustion.
Grace
Exhaustion?
Yes, exhaustion.
Grace
You haven't worked a day in your life. How could you be exhausted?
Wha - why is there tape on your nose?
Exactly!
Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go!
Well, I think there's a real air of mystery about me.
Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Start over. Ready, go!
Okay, alright. I'm a risk taker! I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! I think that shows...
Wait, you're growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?
Dignan, look. I'm just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I'm the only one with a car.
That's good. That's good. 'Cause that hits me right here.
Fact: I learned more in the two months I spent with Mr. Henry and his crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study. Fact: I can guarantee you after Mr. Henry sees us pull this job, he's going to take a personal interest in our future. Fact: Mr. Henry drives a Jaguar...
Fact: The picture's not doing it for me right now, Dignan.
Well, does the fact that I'm trying to do it, do it for you?
What are you doing here?!
Workers
We work here.
Your hours at lunch now!
Workers
Not always.
Yes! Always!
Why are you here right now? You're always at lunch at this time!
Workers
Not always.
Yes! Always!
What the hell are you wearing?
It's a jump suit.
Clay look at this guy...
Clay
He looks like a rodeo clown...
He looks like a little banana. Where are you from anyway, man?
I'm from around here.
This guy used to mow our lawn.
Clay
No shit.
Yeah he was great, clipping the hedges, sweeping up, mowing the lawn. What was the name of your little lawn mowing company?
The Lawn Wranglers.
Guy in bathroom
Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
No, I just have short hair.
Kumar Man, I blew it. I blew it, man!
Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar I don't know, man; I lose my touch, man!
Did you even have a touch to lose, man?
Stacy You're really complicated, aren't you?
I try not to be.
Bob gets the Spirit Award.