Dr. Erwin Armstrong

I even had parents. Mine were child psychologists who made me part of an experiment. [Ted, Jr.: Really?] They expose me to ten thousand hours of Mozart, language lessons, and public radio. [TJ: I hate public radio.] It was at that point, I realized I was smarter than my parents, and with my first step, I ran away from home. Why? They pushed me around. I got told what to do all the time, but a single word changed my life - "No".