[Borat tries to check into a fancy hotel while dressed and talking like a gangster]

What's up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie, Azamat, just parked our slab outside. [the receptionist goes to call security] We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So, uh, bang, bang, skeet, skeet, ****. [security arrives] We're just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Sir, sir, you gotta leave.

Okay...

Either leave now, or we're gonna call the cops, and we'll have you taken out.

[as he and Azamat drive away]

We can't stay here. They are "player haters."