Amy quotes from Booksmart (2019)

Molly

It's fun your mom thinks we're boning.

Amy

It isn't you who has to deal with their awkward looks when I say that I'm going to the library with you and I'm actually going to the library with you.

Molly

We missed out. We didn't go to parties because we wanted to focus on school and get into good colleges.

Amy

And it worked!

Molly

We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.

Amy

Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs.

Molly

Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.

Amy

Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules.

Molly

Picasso.

Amy

He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule.

Molly

Rosa Parks.

Amy

Name another one.

Molly

Susan B. Anthony.

Amy

God dammit.

Molly

Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be up your vagina next year? Every time I come visit you, you're gonna be scissoring a different girl.

Amy

Dude, scissoring is not a thing.

Molly

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Amy

It's not a thing.

Molly

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Amy

I'm not knocking it, I'm just saying it isn't a thing.

Molly

How about you don't knock it until you've tried it?

Amy

Time for us to do what we do best.

Molly

What's that?

Amy

Mother**** homework.

Molly

They spend every minute together, it's so weird.

Amy

We spend every minute together.

Molly

We are equals. Gigi just keeps Jared around for when she needs a liver.

Amy

Sorry, are you talking about porn?

Molly

All I'm saying...

Amy

No.

Molly

No one will know if you watched one porn one time. Think of it as a documentary. It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.

Amy

All of those women are European trafficking victims.

Molly

Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging other people's sexual preferences? 'Cause you **** a panda every night.