A scene from Bolt 2008
Almond

So, the dog thinks this is all real?

California

Oh, yeah, you’re new. Guy, never leaves the set. It’s unbelievable. Whenever I get the chance, this is the perfect way to unwind.

California

[Calfornia hops onto the bumper of the trailer, then climbs onto its roof; Almond does the same]

I like to start with an evil laugh. [he laughs]

Bolt

[gets up and looks up at the cats]

Hello, hairballs.

California

You may have won today, Bolt, but in the end, we will get your little Penny.

Bolt

Not likely, cat, for you've chosen to follow the path of evil. Ultimately I'll destroy you, along with your fiendish puppet-master!

Almond

[in awe]

Wow!

California

I know, right? Okay, watch this. [in a louder evil voice] She’s a goner, dog. The green-eyed man has a plan, and soon, he will execute it!

Almond

[laughs]

Yeah, and then, he will execute... her! [chuckles]

California

[turns to Almond]

Nice.

Bolt

I would super-bark you both back into the hole you crawled out of, but I need you alive, because I’ve got a little message for you to take back to your green-eyed man. You tell him his old friend Bolt said that—

California

Is it long?

Bolt

[bewildered]

I-Is what long?

California

The message? Is it-is it long message? Because I have a horrible memory.

Bolt

Yeah, I'll make it brief, alright? You tell him I said I'm gonna—

California

You know what? Why don’t we do this; [to Almond] You remember the first half of the message, and then I'll remember the second, and then we can pass it on to the green-eyed man together.

Bolt

Oh, I don’t care how the message is translated, alright?! Just do it, okay?! You tell the green-eyed man that I will not sleep, I will not rest, until my Penny is safe from his evil clutches. You tell the green-eyed man that—-

California

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Way too many words. I was like "What?" and then I was like "Huh?" and then, uh, I got a little bored. Something about clutches? Anyway, I'll do my best. Ciao! [jumps off the trailer]

Almond

By the way, huge fan, love it, love you, gotta go. Thank you.
After California and Almond complete their lines of dialogue and go their kitty Boxes:

California

{Sneers) DOGS...!
Bolt in his trailer before going to sleep:

Bolt

{Sneers)" CATS...!

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