Why the **** does everything have to be a conspiracy? Huh? A man has a couple too many drinks, he drives off the road, falls into a creek. Accident, plain and simple. Accident.

It was not an accident. Look, let me tell you something. I was there. That tire was shot out. I heard it. I recorded it.

So you're an earwitness to an assassination. That's good. It's got a nice ring. I like that.