Scud
Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns.
Played by Norman Reedus 
Blade II (2002) · 63 quotes
Blade II (2002) · 63 quotes
Scenes with Scud
11 scenes Scud
Scud
[Hands Blade a cigarrette]
Need a toke of the smoke, B?
Blade
Later.
Scud
What the ****'s your problem, poppy?
Whistler
My problem is I've been sucking blood clots for two years. I get out to find some jerkoff **** with my life's work.
Scud
We jeopardized our whole operation to save your ****ered old ass.
Whistler
Our operation?
Scud
Yeah.
Whistler
Our operation? I built this operation, you ass-wipe!
Scud
What's so funny?
Nyssa
They tell stories about Blade as the bogeyman. Frankly, I'm disappointed.
Scud
You hear that, B? She's disappointed.
Nyssa
He agreed to come along so easily.
Scud
Come on, B, show her. Pretty please?
Blade
[Opens his coat to reveal several rows of tubes strapped to the inside of it]
Semtex.
Scud
Enough explosives to level a city block. You still disappointed?
Scud
So B-man, what do you think?
Blade
Sounds like a plan.
Whistler
What do you really think?
Blade
They're gonna **** us the first chance they get.
Scud
So, we ain't gonna do this, right?
Blade
We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. To show us how their world really ticks.
Whistler
I've had enough of their world. They're shitting bricks just because they're no longer on the top of the damn food chain.
Scud
How ya doin' up there, W?
Whistler
Walkin' on sunshine, Toad-boy.
Scud
Maybe I can make some sort of UV flash-bang grenade or something.
Whistler
Been tried already.
Scud
Yeah, but you didn't have the Scudster working on it then, now did ya?
Nyssa
[after Scud explains how to use a UV bomb]
You're not coming?
Scud
No, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Whistler
Someone's been keeping tabs on us from inside.
Blade
Where are we?
Whistler
Some kind of chamber deep in their lair.
Scud
They smashed up everything. The workshop, all of it.
Whistler
They've been lying to us from day 1. The Reaper virus didn't evolve. It was designed.
Blade
What?
Whistler
Designed. Nomak told me. I saw him back in the tunnel. He let me live.
Eli Damaskinos
Did he? How generous of him. I brought you here to see the fruits of our labor. [A large canister opens next to him, revealing hundreds of vampire fetuses] For years, I've struggled to rid our kind of any hereditary weaknesses. And so... [Takes one of the fetuses] recombining DNA was simply the next logical step. Nomak was the first, a failure. But, in time, there will be a new, pure race, begotten from my own flesh, immune to silver, soon even sunlight.
Whistler
I got a question for you, you lying son of a bitch. You want to explain how Nomak got ahold of this ring? [Tosses a ring in front of him]
Eli Damaskinos
[Nyssa picks up the ring, then looks at Damaskinos]
I would have thought that was obvious by this point. I gave it to him, of course. A gift from father... to son.
[Nyssa, disgusted, leaves, followed by Damaskinos and Kounen]
Reinhardt
I thought he'd never leave. [Shoots Blade in the knee, then whacks Whistler with the back of his rifle] The wolf has lain with the sheep long enough.
Blade
[Takes out the detonator]
Reinhardt, you can kiss you ass goodbye.
Scud
[Blade activates the detonator, but the bomb doesn't go off] [Laughs]
I'm sorry, man. B. You're waisting your time, man. The bomb's a dud. It was never supposed to explode. It was just supposed to make you feel in control.
Reinhardt
Thought you had me on a short leash, didn't you, jefe? [Removes the bomb and tosses it to Scud] Much better.
Scud
See this? [Exposes a vampire glyph on the inside of his lower lip] I'm one of Damaskinos' familiars. They needed my help to bring you here to control Nomak. The old ****, he was always just bait. I mean, look at him. He's your only real weakness, man. You may be fast, you may be strong, and all that other bullshit. But in the end, B, you're just too human! [Punches Whistler in the face]
Whistler
Why, you little shit.
Scud
[Punches Whistler again]
You think they scoped out my security system? I let them in, asshole! I practically handed them the keys! [To Blade] You heard cue-ball, right. Pretty soon, they're gonna all be daywalkers, man. And when that happens, I'd rather be a pet than cattle. You got me, B? What do you think about that, man?
Blade
Two things: One, I've been onto you since they turned you. And, two, it's not a dud. [Activates the detonator]
Scud
Oh, great.
Whistler
[The detonator explodes, killing Scud and showering the area around him with his remains]
I was just startin' to like him.
Scud
Hey, tell me somethin'. How's the weather up there, sweetheart?
Whistler
Walkin' on sunshine, toad-boy.
