The Black Cauldron (1985) · 29 quotes
Fflewddur
So nice to meet you ladies. Uh, goodbye!
Orwen
Wait! My, aren't you the handsome one!
Fflewddur
Who? Who? M-m-m-m-m, me?!
Orwen
Oh, honestly now! Don't you find me irresistible?
Fflewddur
Yes. Quite so! [harp string snaps] Sush! Stop that!
Fflewddur
Just what do you think you're up to, ladies?
Orddu
Oh, we have business with your little hero.
"Hero?" Gurgi was the hero.
Orddu
The only thing that mattered to you was the Cauldron, but now it's no use to you. So we'll just take it and be on our way.
Fflewddur
Stay your hand, ladies. We never give anything away. We bargain; we trade. Remember?
Orddu
Did these old ears hear the word "bargain"? Hmm?
Fflewddur
Yes, madam, those old ears heard right.
Orwen
Ohh! I adore forceful men.
Fflewddur
Oh, pull yourself together, madam.
I'm not a warrior. I'm a pig-boy. What would I do with a sword?
Orddu
Absolutely nothing!
But I would trade...
Yes?
...the Cauldron for Gurgi.
Orwen
Oh, dear!
Orddu
It's not possible!
Fflewddur
Just as I thought, ladies! You've got no real power! Admit it! Admit it!
Orddu
We have made a bargain! [laughing]
