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Bill: OK, Ted: George Washington. One: The father of our country.
Ted: Two: Born on Presidents' Day!
Bill: Three: The dollar bill guy.
Ted: You ever made a mushroom out of his head?
Bill: Ted... Alaska.
Ted: Okay... Um.... Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.
Bill: That's Captain Ahab, dude!
Ted: ...Oh, wait! Remember Disney World? Hall of Presidents?
Bill: Yeah, good, what did he say?
Ted: ...Welcome to the Hall of Presidents!


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