Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi

View Quote [On phone to insurance company] I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!

View Quote Son of a bitch must pay!

View Quote This is going to take crackerjack timing, Wang.

View Quote There are others, to be sure. There are always others. You seem to be one to know the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out.

View Quote Lo Pan: I love you, Miao Yin and I need you.
Miao Yin: No, I don't belong to you!
Lo Pan: Here, take her! Take the bitch!

View Quote Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

View Quote Lo Pan: What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes. After all these years.
Gracie: You bastard, unchain me. You're not gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
Lo Pan: This one has fire as well!

View Quote [spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who are these people? Friends of yours? Now this really pisses me off to no end!

View Quote Margo: This is just so shocking. I mean I must just be so monumentally naive.
Eddie: You are.

View Quote [to Gracie Law] Could you stop rubbing your body up against mine? 'Cause I can't concentrate when you do that.

View Quote [After having dispatched a big, hairy, bug-eyed, man-eating cave monster with a grenade.]
Egg Shen: It will come out no more!
Jack Burton: What? HUH? What'll come out no more?

View Quote Uncle Chu: What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
Jack Burton: She can't get enough of me.
Gracie: Hah! He wishes.

View Quote Lo Pan? Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

View Quote I can take it.

View Quote It's all in the reflexes.