Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi

View Quote Rain: You are NOWHERE!

View Quote Jack Burton: Ahh, You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME!

View Quote Gracie: [Jack starts up the Pork Chop Express] What was that?
Jack Burton: 6.9 on the Richter scale!

View Quote [calling to him telepathically] Egg Shen... EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin. [cackles] That's right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!

View Quote Jack Burton: Hey Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings...
Wang Chi: The Chang Sings
Jack Burton: ...they have enemies?
Wang Chi: The Wing Kong
Jack Burton: Who wear red turbans?
Wang Chi: [sees they're now surrounded by Wing Kong warriors] Holy SHIT!

View Quote Thunder: Play your cards right... you live to talk about it!

View Quote They have returned. And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog of the Dead Trees.

View Quote Jack Burton: [Pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang: Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang: Yeah, I am. It says, "Keep Out"

View Quote Jack what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on Dave, you must be doing something wrong!

View Quote Everybody relax, I'm here.

View Quote Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

View Quote Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good, thought so.

View Quote Jack Burton: [Jack points to the wall] Hollow?
Wang Chi: Hollow.
Jack Burton: **** it. [Jack cuts open the hollow wall with his knife]

View Quote Thunder: Master, you are flesh!

View Quote And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth... the needle of love.