Egg Shen quotes from Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Okay. But if I'm gonna be your attorney, then there are a few things I need to make clear. Like... you really believe in magic?

Egg Shen

You mean Chinese black magic?

Yes, I suppose.

Egg Shen

Oh, absolutely.

And, uh, things like spooks and demons and goblins?

Egg Shen

Oh, sure. And sorcery.

And I suppose you expect me to believe in sorcery as well?

Egg Shen

Of course!

Why?

Egg Shen

Because it's real.

How can I know that, Mr. Shen?

Egg Shen

How?

Yes, how? Help me out here. Please, how?

Egg Shen

See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.

Jack Burton

What is that stuff?

Egg Shen

It is black blood of earth.

Jack Burton

You mean oil?

Egg Shen

No, I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton

What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?

Egg Shen

Yeah.

Jack Burton

Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?

Egg Shen

Yeah!

Jack Burton

Good, thought so.

Egg Shen

It will come out no more!

Jack Burton

What? HUH? What'll come out no more?

Jack Burton

Oh my god. What is that? Don't tell me!

Egg Shen

A guardian. Whatever it sees, Lo Pan knows!

Egg Shen

Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.

Jack Burton

Real things?

Egg Shen

As real as Lo Pan!

Jack Burton

Hey, what more can a guy ask for?

Egg Shen

Oh, a six-demon bag!

Jack Burton

Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

Egg Shen

Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

Egg Shen

Lo Pan is down there.

Jack Burton

Down where?

Egg Shen

Where is the universe?