Hi, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get for you?

What do you want?

Cheerios.

Cheerios, they don't got Cheerios, what else?

Lasagna.

Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you? We'll take hotcakes and sausage.

Sorry, sir. We stopped serving breakfast.

[looks at the clock on the wall]

What are you talking about? We're 4 seconds late.

No, you're 30 minutes and 4 seconds late. We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.

AW, HORSESHIT! [Julian starts crying] No, no. Don't cry, I wasn't cursing at you. I was cursing at the lady.

Nice parenting.

Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? [throws the man's fries] Take a walk! [to Julian] Do you want a Happy Meal? Can I get you one of those Happy Meals? You got a Happy Meal? Can we get a Happy Meal? WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL?!

[later, Sonny and Julian leave McDonald's; they meet up with the homeless man again]

Hey, man, where's my Egg McMuffin?

Breakfast is over at 10:30.

Really?

Yeah.

I thought it was 11:00.

I thought that too.

Total mind blower.