“I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you...” – Max Berman, Best in Show ... Movie Quotes Database

[trying to coerce his son to get down from jumping off the roof]

I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?

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