[Barry has Sting called to the stand]

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me, I have to say. Where have I heard it before?

I was with a band called The Police.

But you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you?

Uh, no, I haven't.

No, you haven't. And so here we have another of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because, I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... [flips a few pages on his notebook] Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

[Sting facepalms; the jury gasps]

Not his real name?! You idiots!