Jamie... how old are you?
Jamie Old enough. How old are you?
Twenty-seven; not old enough to be your dad, right?
Played by Glen Berry 
Beautiful Thing (1996) · 25 quotes
Beautiful Thing (1996) · 25 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Beautiful Thing (1996): in 11 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Sandra (4), Ste (4), Tony (2)
Scenes with Jamie
11 scenes Jamie Jamie [Jamie and Ste go to bed]
...Ste?
Hm?
Jamie You alright?
Yeah.
Jamie [Jamie pauses]
...Ste?
What?
Jamie Night.
Night, Jamie.
Jamie Scared of being called ****!?
...Are you?
Jamie Maybe... maybe not.
And are you?
Jamie ****?
Gay.
Jamie I'm very happy. I'm happy when I'm with you... There, I said it now; go on, piss yourself.
No.
Jamie Why, don't you think it's funny?
I don't want to.
Jamie I think it's hilarious.
Why aren't you laughing then?
Jamie I'm a ****! A bender! Puffer! Nob-shiner! Brown-atter! Shirt-flap lifter--!
--I get the picture.
Jamie Now just leave me alone.
And she knows this?
Jamie [sarcastically]
No, I thought I'd tell you first!
Jamie Thanks for telling me.
Snap.
What happened? School burnt down, did it?
Jamie Yeah.
Ah, and what has been this time? An IRA Bomb?
Jamie Fundamentalist Muslim Pyromaniacs.
Oh, funny that. Looks all right when I passed.
Jamie Yeah, [sarcastically] funny that.
Jamie It's my mom's. The Body Shop. Peppermint foot lotion... soothes your feet.
Jamie Lay down, and I'll rub it into your back. If you want.
After Jamie kissed Ste
Do you think I'm ****?
Jamie It doesn't matter what I think.
Jamie Can I touch you?
I'm a bit sore.
Jamie Yeah.
I got you this.
Jamie Oh My, What a pretty hat! It's the prettiest hat I ever did seen Mr. Steven. Does this mean were engaged?
It's a work of art. Isn't it?
Jamie Claude Monet couldna done better.
Argh! Get a life!
Jamie Do you know who Claude Monet is?
Jamie! don't make me out to be fick.
Now, you just remember, I won a year's supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem. It took brains and artistry that.
Jamie Some things are just hard to say.
I know, I know that.
Jamie You think I'm young, that it's just a phase. You think I'll catch AIDS... and everything.
You know a lot about me, don't you?
It's all right. I'm not going to put you out in the morning like an empty bottle.
