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Lieutenant Brutus

[Bean seats in front of LAPD Lieutenant Brutus at the LAX security interview room with LAX Security Officer 4 and a detective standing guard behind him] [after seeing Bean's funny face photo on his passport ID]

Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?

Mr. Bean

Not that I know of.

Lieutenant Brutus

Well, you could certainly use some.

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David Langley

[after riding at the Ride of Doom for the first time]

Incredible! you set? [David wakes up Bean who was sleeping throughout the ride and gets startled]

Mr. Bean

[Bean spotted the motion simulator controller]

Why don't you get another ticket? Could be more fun second time round.

David Langley

[David agrees, while Bean tampers the motion simulator controller]

Okay.

Mr Bean

Brace yourself!

Lieutenant Brutus

[The ride started and it wobbled widely shook off the tourists, creating a commotion] [The scene switches to the police station, with a Los Angeles Police Department police officer behind Bean. A detective opens the door and a LAPD police officer goes out of the jail] [Bean looks at the mirror and after standing, faces into it] [David and Lieutenant Brutus watch Bean make faces in front of a two-way mirror]

He's a genius, huh?

David Langley

That's what they tell me.

Lieutenant Brutus

Well, he looks like a fruitcake to me. Are you willing to take responsibility for his actions?

Mr. Bean

BOO!

David Langley

Ohh!

Lieutenant Brutus

Well, you're a braver man than me, and I single-handedly take on gangs armed with AK-47s. Get him outta here. Tell him his is a butt I would dearly love to kick. And the next time, I will.

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