A scene from The Beach 2000
Richard

Oh, God!

Etienne

Putain de merde!

Etienne

Well?

Richard

Well, what?

Etienne

How do we get down?

Richard

How do we get down? How am I supposed to know? Do I have to decide everything now?

Françoise

We'll jump.

Etienne

****! You wanted to be in command, Richard.

Richard

I only took command, because you lost your nerve, French boy!

Etienne

Yeah, and look where you've taken us !

Sten

[Large shot on the waterfall]

We like fishing.

Karl

Fishing, hehe.

Sten

And in the winter we like skiing.

Christo

Yeah!

Sten

Of course, in Thailand there is no skiing.

Richard

[voiceover]

Our resident chef was known as Unhygienix.

Unhygienix

Let's cook!

Richard

[voiceover]

On account of his obsession with soap.

Unhygienix

Fish, fish, fish!

Unhygiegenix

[Scrubs hands and sniffs them]

Still I smell of fish!

Françoise

What are you talking about?

Richard

Just making conversation.

Françoise

Do you have a girlfriend?

Richard

Here?

Françoise

Anywhere.

Richard

No, why?

Françoise

Just making conversation.

Etienne

Oh ****! Richard! ****!

Richard

What?

Etienne

I saw a fin!

Richard

What? Are you joking?

Etienne

No, no. A fin!

Richard

OK, a shark fin?

Etienne

I don't know! Just a fin! Over there, about a hundred meters.

Richard

Well, was it big?

Etienne

Yes.

Richard

Well, what the **** do you expect me to do about it?

Etienne

Nothing! I just thought you should know!

Richard

Well, to be honest, Etienne, I'd rather you hadn't told me!

Etienne

I'm sorry!

Richard

Well, it's a bit ****in' late now, isn't it?

In this scene

Christo Staffan Kihlbom
Karl Jukka Hiltunen
Sten Magnus Lindgren
Unhygienix Daniel Caltagirone

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