Teacher Kitano Life is a game, so fight to survive, and find out if you're worth it!
Played by Takeshi Kitano 
Battle Royale (2000) · 26 quotes
Battle Royale (2000) · 26 quotes
Most-quoted character in Battle Royale (2000): in 9 of its 26 quotes
A line from Teacher KitanoIf you hate someone, you take the consequences.
More lines from Teacher Kitano
6 quotes Teacher Kitano Teacher Kitano So today's lesson is... you kill each other off 'til there's only one left. Nothing's against the rules.
Teacher Kitano As you can see, these two are pretty dangerous.
Teacher Kitano Its hard when your friends die on you, but hang on there!
Teacher Kitano Here's your list of friends in the order they died.
Teacher Kitano The last one... Cookies sure were good.
Scenes with Teacher Kitano
2 scenes
Kyoichi Motobuchi
X equals the opposite of b over 2a...
Shinji Mimura When we escape, it will be together.
Shinji Mimura Ijima! Ijima!
Keita Ijima
(laughs)
When we escape, it'll be together.
Hiroki Sugimura I've been in love with you for a long, long time...
Kayoko Kotohiki
(cries)
What am I supposed to do now?
Die.
Takako Chigusa Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you!
Shinji Mimura How did we get chosen?
Teacher Kitano By impartial lottery.
Shinji Mimura Another.
Teacher Kitano Yes?
Shinji Mimura Why are you making us do this?
Teacher Kitano It's your own damn fault.
Yoshitoki Kuninobu
Shuya!
Nobu!
How do you know how to treat her?
My dad was a doctor.
This food is delicious.
Of course it is, my dad was a cook.
You know how to steer a boat as well?
Shoga Kawada
Yep, my dad used to be a fisherman.
Kyouichi Motobuchi
If I survive, may I go home?
Teacher Kitano Sure, but only if everyone else is dead. Mimura?
Shinji Mimura How were we chosen?
Kitano By impartial lottery.
Mimura One more.
Kitano Sure.
Mimura Why are you doing this?
Kitano It's your own damn fault. You guys mock grown-ups. Go ahead and mock us, but don't you forget: life is a game, so fight for survival and find out if you're worth it.
