Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote [to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let's see if you can take off yours.

View Quote [Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.

View Quote New, improved Joker products with a new secret ingredient: Smiley.

View Quote My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys.

View Quote Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

View Quote [to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.

View Quote [before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

View Quote Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

View Quote We've been ratted out, boys. Watch it.

View Quote Can it truly be said that I have a bat, in my belfry?

View Quote [yelling in anger] You wanna' get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!

View Quote [After Eckhardt tries to kill him] Eckhardt, think about the future! [Shoots him]

View Quote [In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it. [proceeds to electrocute Rotelli with a lethally electric joy buzzer]

View Quote I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman. [shoots the TV in which he is watching]

View Quote [Confronting Joker] I made you, you made me first.