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David Merlin: I wish to return this duck.
Clerk: Certainly, sir. What's wrong with it?
[The duck's head is missing]
David Merlin: It's broken.
Clerk: I can see that, sir, but I have to know where to lay the blame.
David Merlin: Lay the blame on the duck!


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