Iris Ferry
[Last lines]
Happy New Year, Sarge!
Played by Drea de Matteo 
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) · 22 quotes
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) · 22 quotes
I don't bed criminals, okay? [Shouts] I **** bad boys!
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Scenes with Iris Ferry
4 scenes Iris
I can't stop thinking about sex, I usually think about sex a lot but this is crazy
Marion
Sex and death are very closely related, the Greeks called it Eros and Thanatos love and death, or sex as a way of nullifying thoughts of dying
Iris
Stalked! That's not very nice, boss.
Jake
You're right. You're lovely and amazing and it's my honor to spend New Year's Eve with you.
Iris
And you're a sarcastic prick, aren't ya? We're going to have a good time tonight, boss. We officially shut down and all calls are diverted, so we might as well be closed now. We can start getting **** up real early!
Jake
Alright, not too early. We got to start picking this shit up.
Iris
Not much. All the computers are gone and most of the gear. Now, come on, Sarge. It's my favorite holiday. I even put on my sexy holiday boots. Even though we're here, I want to do it right.
Jake
How could you possibly do it wrong?
Jasper
Those girls are dead.
Iris
[Everyone looks at Jasper stunned at what happened without hope]
. We don't have a God damned chance. Do we? Sarge! [Frustrated at Jake's lack of response]
Iris
Sarge, God **** damn it! The five of us can't hold them back. They're going to take out each and everyone of us. What are we suppose to do, Sarge? [Jake zones out as he asks himself that question]
Iris
What are we supposed? What the **** are we supposed to do?
Jake
[Everyone continues to glance at Jake as he ponders Iris's plead for help] [clueless and hopeless]
I don't know.
[Jake leaves the room while Jasper, Iris, and Bishop look on]
Iris
[Holding her pack of cigarettes with helping the wounded Jake to the ambulance]
Shit! This is **** tempting! [Takes out a cigarette out]
Jake
[Stops her]
Uh, don't break your New Year's resolution. Eh, give me one. I didn't make that promise. [Iris offers him a cigarette and lights it for him]
Iris
Sergeant, I didn't even recognize you tonight. You were like a whole different other badass tough mother****er back there, huh? [Starts laughing]
Jake
[Smiles]
Ummm, think so? Yeah, well, get use to it.
Iris
[Continues laughing]
Happy New Year, Sarge!
