Had to bring the cat.
What did you expect me to do, leave him to fend for himself? Come on!
He's be fine. Cat ladies always die alone and cats figure it out.
I am not a cat lady. I'm not. And what's your problem with my cat exactly? He's really cute. He's cuddly and loyal.
Oh, please. You suddenly drop dead, that cat's chewing your ears off within forty-eight hours max.
Which with you around, gets more likely by the minute.