“What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it....” – Alvy Singer, Annie Hall ... Movie Quotes Database

What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it. ...What do you do when you get stuck in a movie line with a guy like this behind you? It's just maddening.

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