“I hope to become the balding virile type, you know, as opposed to...” – Alvy Singer, Annie Hall ... Movie Quotes Database

I hope to become the balding virile type, you know, as opposed to, say, the distinguished gray, unless I'm neither of those two. Unless I'm one of those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag screaming about socialism.

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