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[whispering to Red] What's a pig?
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CHUCK-TIME!
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Darn good for a bunch of birds!
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Eagle, heron, pea****, warrior, mountain, tree, rabbit, fish, locust, king pigeon! And of course, downward duck.
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Greetings! From my world! The world of the pigs. [Chuck: What's a pig?] I am a pig!
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I see all and know all. What are your names?
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I'm not blushing, I'm just red!
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I'm the last guy that should be here. Simple speeding ticket. Judge tells me I was going too fast, So I say, "Your Honor, to be honest… I was." You caught me. I'm not angry. I'm honest. So, shouldn't I be in an honesty management class? 'Cause we got to manage my honesty.
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Ohh, excuse me. Party foul.
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Okay, who wants an autograph? [chuckles and indistinct chatter. The birds laugh as he comes back up and hits him]
His theme song
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So, you wanna hear a story? I run my butt off, literally, mind you, to get the gluten-free cake. What the heck is gluten?! I mean, does gluten even exist?!
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Sometimes, when I get upset, I... have been known to... blow up.
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Ta-da! Ah, no, no, no, no, no! Look! It's okay, I'm just a clown! AGH! Oh boy! That's loud... You're loud... You're, uh... very scared of me. Here. Come here. No? Okay, no, never mind. Uh... Happy Hatchday!
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That guy again! [grunts] Citizens of Pig Island, you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood, please, capture them! There has been a change of plans: We will eat. The eggs. For LUNCH.
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Well, no, I literally blow up, okay? I explode, like a bomb. [whistles a bomb falling through the air, comes back up and hits him imitates front purpose, blew up falling and exploding; Chuck gasps] Hence the name!