I haven't left the scene of the accident, I'm in it!
Most scenes together: Arthur Kirkland & Judge Rayford (4)
…And Justice For All quotes
Page 1 of 2If everybody agrees I'm innocent, how come I'm going BACK to jail?
Jeff, what happened?
Some... somebody beat me up...
Why?
I dunno, I didn't ask.
You wanna go someplace in particular?
No. Down, I would prefer to go down...
Why don't you take your wife?
Ha! The last thing we did together was get married!
The one thing that bothered me, the one thing that stayed in my mind and I couldn't get rid of it, that haunted me, was 'why?' Why would she lie? What was her motive for lyin'? If my client is innocent, she's lying. Why? Was it blackmail? No. Was it jealousy? No. Yesterday, I found out why. She doesn't have a motive. You know why? Because she's not lying. And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution is not gonna get that man today. No! Because I'm gonna get him! My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to ****IN' JAIL! The son of a bitch is GUILTY! That man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a SLIME! He is a slime! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin' on here!
Mr. Kirkland, you are out of order!
You're OUT OF ORDER! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again, he told me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna make a deal? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, three weeks probation?
DAMN IT!
You son of a bitch! You're supposed to STAND for somethin'! You're supposed to protect people, but instead you **** and murder them!
You killed McCullough! You killed him! Hold it! Hold it! I just completed my opening statement!
You keep talking like that and you're not going to get me into bed, dear.
Yes I will. I've had tougher cases.
Oh yeah? So that's why you went out with me, huh?
I was your first, you know that, Arthur? I was your first client, you broke cherry on me.
Now is not the time to go down memory lane, Carl.
He keeps telling us you're going to make a great lawyer.
I wish he could remember that I AM a lawyer.
Sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't, what's it matter? He's still proud of you.
Whoa! Where's your teeth?
What'd you do with your teeth, Grandpa?
Did I have teeth the last time you visited me?
Of course you had teeth, you had teeth this morning!
Did you ever skydive? ... Skydive? Did you ever skydive?
No, why?
You ought to try it. You might learn something. You know, I was skydiving once and my main chute didn't open. I pulled my reserve which didn't open either. There I was, plunging to the Earth. Just as I hit the tree tops, I discovered the meaning of life.
Which is?
It sucks, Arthur! It really sucks!
I told him to move on, but he continued to use profanity and he refused to leave the premises.
What sort of profanity?
You know, the normal kind.
Officer Leary, we've all heard these words before, now for the record what did he say?
He used..."****" a lot.
..."piss on you"...
...then said he was gonna..."bung-hole the short order chef"..."cream on the waitress"...
...stuff like that, Your Honor.
There's a very good reason for all of that, Your Honor.
Oh? What is that?
I'm a diabetic.
I fail to see the connection. I've never heard of diabetes causing foul language!
That's because you're a douchebag.
[entire courtroom erupts into laughter, including Officer Leary before he catches himself and forces a poker face]
If he's not in jail this week, he'll be in jail next week! Appeal it!
I CAN'T APPEAL IT, HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD! HALF HOUR AFTER THEY PUT HIM IN THE LOCKUP, HE HANGED HIMSELF! GODDAMN IT!
This is a man bent on killing himself! It's no secret; a guard found him in his chambers once trying to hang himself! This is a man who's making value decisions on people's lives!
Gentlemen, do you realize you're in a court of law? [long pause] Now, let's proceed in an orderly fashion.