Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid 2004 quotes

9 quotes · 4 characters
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Characters
Cole Burris Eugene Byrd · 5 quotes
Gail Stern Salli Richardson-Whitfield · 3 quotes
Gordon Mitchell Morris Chestnut · 3 quotes
Sam "Samantha" Rogers KaDee Strickland · 1 quote

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid quotes

Ben "Benjamin" Douglas
[the expedition is wading through a marsh - Ben starts humming the theme from "Jaws"]

Duuh, dum, duuh, dum. Dum dum dum dum dum dum...

Stop that, or I swear to God I'll kill you!
[Ben giggles. Just then he gets pulled under the water]

Bill Johnson

It's mating season.

What so you're telling me there's some snake going on in the jungle?

Bill Johnson

Yeah, something like that.

(separated from the group)

Guys, guys!(Cole sees a skeleton. He still screams in terror. Luckily, Tran finds him) Oh, no, no!

Tran Wu

Stay together.

I had this friend, who had this friend who shot documentaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes, and that's a true story.

Come on Cole, you knew a guy who knew a guy. That's an urban myth.

So how much further to my bath?

Bill Johnson

Kotabaru? I'd say... another day downriver.

Another day? I'm not rowing another day, homeboy.

Bill Johnson

All right. Let's see, we got this shortcut right up -

Sam Rogers, Cole Burris, and Gail Stern

No!

[after Sam decapitates an anaconda]

That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Oh, my God! You're the bomb! You Lorena Bobbitt-ed that ***! How you like that, *****? She sliced you! Diced you! She cut you up! That was like Sam with the samurai action! Say it now... [another anaconda snatches up Cole]