Sid Worley Look, Zack. It's them. Holy shit. Look at them bodacious set of ta's ta's.
Played by David Keith 
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982) · 36 quotes
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982) · 36 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in An Officer and a Gentleman (1982): in 6 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: GySgt. Emil Foley (3), Zack Mayo (3)
Scenes with Sid Worley
6 scenes Sid Worley You didn't kick him out, did you? Wait, sir! Didn't he tell you what he's been going through?
It doesn't matter what he's been going through; that's what bartenders are for. What does matter is that he freaked out for some reason at twenty-five thousand feet, and that can happen. Period.
There's this girl that he's gotten pregnant, and she's putting him through hell, sir.
Sid Worley He's right, Zack. It doesn't matter.
Just like that? It's all over? With less than two weeks to go, you're out?
It can still happen to you too, Mayo-naise.
I am talking to you, mother****er!
What did you call me?
Sid Worley Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world.
I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't wanna marry you. I really like you. We've had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator...[bitterly] Damn you! Goddamn you! Nobody DOR's after 11 weeks! NOBODY!
Perryman
[Zack sells pre-shined shoes to the other candidates and hides it in the ceiling rafters]
Shit. I am not going to make it. Help me out, Sid. Got a spare, man?
Worley My spare sucks. You know where the hardware store is.
Perryman
Zack, I need a buckle, man.
I can't risk it.
Perryman
You got plenty of time, man. He's still out with the girls.
Can't do it.
Perryman
Zack, I got to see my family, man. I can't take it if he let me out of here this weekend.
Wouldn't want you to get an honor violation, Perryman.
Perryman
OK.
Worley Attention on deck.
In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me! In this class, it happens to be you, isn't it, Mayonnaise? [hits rafter access tile with a stick, causing contraband to fall out] Perryman, Worley...let us have this room. On the double.
Perryman
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Worley Stow it!
Mayo, I want your DOR.
No, sir. You can kick me outta here, but I ain't quitting.
Get into your fatigues, Mayo. By the end of this weekend, you'll quit.
[after Sid asks her to marry him]
Oh, Sid! Let's do it right now! I wonder where we'll get stationed? I've always wanted to go to Hawaii!
Worley Honey, we're not being stationed anywhere. I D.O.R.'d.
Worley I D.O.R.'d. I wasn't cut out to be a pilot. I was faking it. I've been faking everything up to now.
But... What'll we do? Where would we go?
Worley Oklahoma. I'll get my old job back at JC Penney's. Hell, in two years, I'll be floor manager. You're going to love Oklahoma! You and mama will get along great. Money might be tight, so we'll live at home. It's going to work out.
Sid... There's no baby.
Worley What?
I'm not pregnant. I got my period this morning. There's no baby, Sid.
Worley I'll be goddamned. What do you say we get married anyway? I love you! I don't think I really knew that till just now, just this second. I have never been happier in my life than I have in the last seven weeks. I've never felt so relaxed, and I've never felt so loved for who I really am. Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world.
I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't wanna marry you. I really like you. We've had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator...[bitterly] Damn you! Goddamn you! Nobody DOR's after 11 weeks! NOBODY!
[sees Foley off-boarding Worley]
What's going on. You didn't kick him out? Hey, wait a minute. Did he tell you what he's been going through?
It doesn't matter what he's been going through. That's the whole purpose of this zoo. What does matter is that he freaked out for some reason at 25,000 feet, and that can't happen, ever!
You don't understand, sir. He's got a girl in town. She's pregnant. She's put him through hell!
Worley It don't matter. That don't matter.
Don't matter? What do you mean? You've got two weeks left. You're out just like that?
It can still happen to you too, Mayo-naise.
Worley He ain't bullshitting you, buddy.
Worley Don't **** it up for you, man!
What did you call me?
I thought the DIs were supposed to help everybody out around here. What kind of human being are you?
You better lock it up, boy. You're gonna be going home with him!
Worley Zack, go back to the barracks, please.
I don't get this. He's the best candidate in the class, the best student, best leader, the best friend to everybody. Can't you bend your god-damned rules for once?
Worley Zack, he didn't ask me to DOR. I went to him.
